eat shit pony boy ;)

genderyomi:

“why hasn’t anyone on tumblr been to the club” this is the disabled people with no social lives website

Yes- today is my birthday. I am 26!!!

I hate hate hate hate!! Self deprecating usernames and jokes.

circularsidewalks:

If I was a mouse and was given a cookie I would totally want a glass of milk as well. I’ve always thought this. That is what’s called a relatable protagonist.

grimewar:

are you unemployed? has it been a while since youve thought about killing yourself? dont worry, indeed dot com can change one of those things

Happy Halloween! Today I will be at Halloween horror nights !!! 🌙

ca314159bara:
“talonabraxas:
“ ‘Thoth and the Chief Magician’, 1925. Evelyn Pau
” ”

ca314159bara:

talonabraxas:

‘Thoth and the Chief Magician’, 1925. Evelyn Pau

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effemimaniac:

walking 30 minutes just to suck dick call me the horseless headman

caden:
“ e-seal:
“ zvaigzdelasas:
“It be like that
”
I know he ate a seal
” ”

caden:

e-seal:

zvaigzdelasas:

It be like that

I know he ate a seal

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cloudstation:

cloudstation:

I think indeed dot com should have a comment section

“no salary listed hmmm……. 🤔🤔🤔”

“BACHELORS DEGREE TO WORK RETAIL PLEASE SAY SIKE”

“‘fast-paced high-energy environment’ just say it’s toxic”

chimpanzeedotcom:

Your obscure goregrind t shirt has charmed me young lady